You have one job. Make sure the boat doesn’t tip over. And as the 40 ft monohull jibes unexpectedly, you duck – the boom narrowly misses the back of your head.
Right then you're relieved that you pulled on the WEARFIRST Switchback Short for this “evening out.”
You hadn’t planned on actually going sailing. But when you and your wife met up with your buddy at the Yacht Club, there was a Captain looking for two more to be a part of his crew for the evening’s races.
Waving goodbye to your wives, you allow these random sailors to press you into service for the evening onboard the Ka-Ching.
You’re lucky you had the presence of mind to zip your essentials safely away in the two zipper cargo pockets because with all the ducking, flipping from side to side, your phone surely would’ve fallen overboard by now.
As you dodge the boom again in preparation for the last leg of the race, you realize how comfortable the Signature Freeband Elastic Waist feels even when you make those sharp movements. There’s no tugging or constriction of a belt or a static waistband. It moves with you.
You’re on a beam reach running with the wind as you feel that high. The Ka-Ching crosses the finish line, and the crew cheers.
Your job is done.